I work at a public library.

Acceptance, Total

I’m a woman and I work at a public library. I’m slowly working on feeling better about myself with changes to my physical appearance (short hair, working out, etc.) and so far so good. I’m starting to become more androgynous and I’m really happy with that! The other day at the library, a kid approached me with a concerned look.

Kid: “Are you a boy or a girl?”

Me: “I’m a girl…mostly.”

Kid [without missing a beat]: “Oh, okay. Can you help me find a book?” 

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Star Wars? Fake!

A young boy approached the front desk. He comes into the library regularly and is ahead of his age in maturity. He wanted to know where he could find Star Wars books. We have quite a few fiction but also non-fiction Star Wars books. The non-fiction can be about the history and making of Star Wars.

Me: “Are you interested in fiction or non-fiction?”

Boy [long pause, with serious expression]: ”You do realize that Star Wars is fake right?”

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Another fabulous entry for the I Work at a Public Library Cast of Characters contest, this one adapted from the story Ear, A Bug in Her:A boisterous family had been in the children’s area for several minutes when suddenly I heard the mom yell, “THERE’S A BUG! THERE’S A BUG IN HER EAR!” Several staff rushed over.
The woman’s three-year-old daughter had a tick in her ear. My quick-thinking co-worker got a pair of disposable tweezers out of the first aid station. The tick extraction was performed right in the middle of the picture books.
[Please give seavillains a little love for this one! And don’t hesitate to enter your own clever take on an I Work at a Public Library story—I’ll be accepting and posting submissions throughout the month of July to celebrate the release of I Work at a Public Library: A Collection of Crazy Stories from the Stacks.]

Another fabulous entry for the I Work at a Public Library Cast of Characters contest, this one adapted from the story Ear, A Bug in Her:

A boisterous family had been in the children’s area for several minutes when suddenly I heard the mom yell, “THERE’S A BUG! THERE’S A BUG IN HER EAR!” Several staff rushed over.

The woman’s three-year-old daughter had a tick in her ear. My quick-thinking co-worker got a pair of disposable tweezers out of the first aid station. The tick extraction was performed right in the middle of the picture books.

[Please give seavillains a little love for this one! And don’t hesitate to enter your own clever take on an I Work at a Public Library story—I’ll be accepting and posting submissions throughout the month of July to celebrate the release of I Work at a Public Library: A Collection of Crazy Stories from the Stacks.]

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Willie, Poor

A 4-year-old girl was standing at my desk tracing letters on a piece of scrap paper while telling me about her pets.

Girl [matter of factly]: “At dinner the cat jumped on Daddy’s lap and stepped on his crotch.”

Me: “That was probably uncomfortable.”

Girl [as she continues tracing letters]: “The cat stepped right on Willie.”

Me: “Cats will do that.” 

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Another dramatic reading by the lovely leonardwashopeful! This one is the sardine incident called Going On, Something Fishy.

[It’s not too late to enter the Cast of Characters contest—you could win $250!]

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Thank You, Pssssst

[Hey everyone! Pre-orders of I Work at a Public Library: A Collection of Crazy Stories from the Stacks are beginning to ship! Anything you can do to help spread the word about the book is much appreciated. Some of you may not know that I started this Tumblr as a way to keep track of my favorite library encounters—I had no idea that people would actually want to read it and share it and submit their own stories, and I had no idea that it would turn into a book one day. It certainly wouldn’t have been possible without you and the colorful characters who visit the library. THANK YOU! xoxo Gina]

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